I'll never use that candlestick again; now I only use white ones! I tried freezing it it's weird to do it with an ice-cold pussy and then I tried heating it. Later I was stroking my cock and realized that not only were my hands now burning from the pepper oil, but now my whole shaft was burning too! Well, I opened up a chest in my room and got a ring of duct tape, taped it around my little friend, and started to wank. I was rather enjoying it, until my fingers became too slippery and the bottle was sucked out of my hands and up into my rectum.
While I was chopping them I didn't realize that the juice and oil in the peppers would burn more as time went on.
One night I had been drinking, and had just had a fairly disappointing sexual encounter with an also-drunk classmate, a gal. With a hard plastic love doll I don't know of any guys who have a fake pussy to fuck. It took three days to get it out, and another seven days before I was able to fully sit down again. Suddenly, I realized that the Saran Wrap had come off and the banana had squished out into my pussy. With a pencil I'm a guy.